…There’s booze in the blender
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on

Wastin’ away again in Margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt…

Happy to see me?

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And just in case he needs a recipe for that margarita…

The Perfect Margarita
     1.  Fill shaker with broken cubed ice.
     2.  Squeeze TWO fresh lime wedges into shaker.
     3.  Savor the fresh lime aroma (AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!)
     4.  Add 2 oz. Cuervo 1800.
     5.  Sniff the cork.
     6.  Add 1/2 oz. of Jose Cuervo White if ya wish (white for bite!).
     7.  Add 1-1/4 oz. of Roses Lime Juice (accept no substitutes!).
     8.  Add 1/2 oz. of Bols Triple Sec (nothing but the best!).
     9.  Add “a splash” of Bols Orange Curaco (shh… secret ingredient).
     10. Cover shaker tightly!
     11. Shake vigorously.
     12. Flip shaker in midair twice (three times if you’re a pro)
     13. Uncover shaker and savor the flavor!
     14. Rim glass with Lime peel (outside only!).  
     15. Salt the outside only.
     16. Add fresh ice.
     17. Strain mixture over ice.
     18. Squeeze in 1 lime wedge and toss rind over left shoulder.
     19. Now kick back, turn up the tunes and enjoy!

So what are you drinking tonight?