Hamas emerges as the big victor in the recent Palestinian election and Ms. piano player/football fan/corporate board seat warmer/Soviet Union specialist Condi Rice sez ‘who woulda thunk it?’
Per Knight Ridder reporter Jonathan Landay’s May 3, 2006 article, Rice stated there was no prior indication that Hamas would win and by such a large margin. This despite Rice’s own State Department poll indicating Hamas was gaining support daily and much more favorably viewed as the entity to end the corruption within the Palestinian Authority.
Yep, who woulda thunk it?
Hmmmm,where have we heard that before?
Oh yes, it was National Security Advisor Condi Rice who said as much about terrorists ramming airplanes into buildings.
The same Condi Rice who forced changes and redactions in government 9/11 area air quality proclamations so that thousands of workers and civilians could become ill, incapacitated and many die. After all, what’s a few stiffs when you gotta keep Wall Street humming?
She did so well (well defined as excelling as a Bush-ford wife) with her prognosticating as National Security Advisor that her puppetmaster elevated her to the State Department. Par for the course. Drink the kool-aid and you’re one of us, not like that evil Richard Clarke who was so bad at his work in protecting the United States that a measly four successive presidents hired him.
And what’s this ‘Condi Rice For President’ hullabaloo? Well, yes, if you want the “Groundhog Day’ version of the Bush Administration.
Hey, I have an idea. Why not just get a wind-up toy a la Condi — face, check, voice, check, stink eye, check — and use that instead of the real thing. We couldn’t do worse. Just bring it out as needed, pull the string, hear “who woulda thunk it,” and put it back in the box until the next national or international crisis.
Who woulda thunk it — me!
Then the real Condi could be doing what she really does best — full-time shoe shopping! Let her fellow citizens die in the Twin Towers, in Iraq, in New Orleans, cause, well, she’s gotta get some new Ferragamos. Yeah.
