If we just take a bit of the constitution and move it around here, and sort of forget a little bit of a part over there, and hide a few phrases up over there, and redefine this word to mean its opposite, and kind-of forget to do this part, and add in a bit of a new role for that guy and replace one thing over there, and as long as that guy does what he’s told and no one asks any questions, then once we remove those guys over there we’ll have a helluva a play and can win the big game.
So get on board and get out there and shut the fuck up. Or else.
. . . the right of the people to [observe proper gun safety protocols] shall not be infringed.
