Okay I read the list posted in mcjoan’s Midday Open thread at the orange site. The list is a link to Feminista and why liberal men do it better.

Here’s my shot at the Why Liberal Women do it Better list. It started here as a comment in the Froggy Bottom Pub (thanks to maryb!) and then I posted it as a diary at the Orange site. It was lots of fun…hey it was a diversion this afternoon…and I’m brain dead from the ‘war president’ speeches and politics!

10 Reasons Why Liberal Women are Better in Bed

1. Conscience! A liberal woman knows it’s not all about her. She knows there is a intelligent partner attached to that hot body!

2. Tears! Liberal women’s tears – heh – not during sex – unless the orgasm makes her scream and her eyes water!  Tears are for the crimes against society perpetrated by rethug governments and during chick flicks.

3. A sense of perspective. A liberal woman knows that there is `marital duty sex’, good sex, great sex…and hot sweaty roll in the sheets sex.  She knows that `marital duty’ is a Republican male idea and any of the other three is a liberal’s goal. She prefers the last one most of all.
4. A sense of adventure. Liberal women are willing to try new things with consenting partners and believes location, location, location – means bed, sofa, floor, or wherever it works! Republican women are `good girls’ that don’t do it unless they are engaged or married.

5. Foreplay. Liberal women know there are many erogenous zones….from toes to nose…and a brain as well.

6. Size. Liberal women like size as well as the next woman….but they want some technique and finesse that goes with it. They also are comfortable with their own size…of bottom, top, and every other part.

7. Flexibility. See #4.

8. Largesse. Liberal women will never insist on going to a restaurant that is too expensive and then whine about the service and what everyone is wearing. They prefer money be spent on health care and education for everyone. They like quiet intimate dinners…sitting in bed naked with pizza is just fine.

9. Wooing techniques. Liberal women like being assertive….and sending messages and talking dirty on the telephone to their partners.  Liberal women know the words to use on the phone…and they know how to perform them as well!

10. Nightstand reading. Sex Toys 101 : A Playfully Uninhibited Guide. Liberal women understand that toys can be used by both partners!

So why do you think liberal women and men do it better??

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