From Media Matters:
On the March 31 broadcast of his nationally syndicated radio program, Neal Boortz said that Rep. Cynthia McKinney (D-GA) “looks like a ghetto slut.” Boortz was commenting on a March 29 incident in which McKinney allegedly struck a police officer at a Capitol Hill security checkpoint. Boortz said that McKinney’s “new hair-do” makes her look “like a ghetto slut,” like “an explosion at a Brillo pad factory,” like “Tina Turner peeing on an electric fence,” and like “a shih tzu.” McKinney is the first African-American woman elected to Congress from Georgia.
Boortz also posted the following on his website:
OK, Now I’ve seen Cynthia McKinney’s new hairstyle. There is just no other way to say this. It’s just hideous. She looks like ghetto trash. Get a braider over there … quick! Nobody with a modicum of self-respect would go around looking like that. And don’t give me any stuff for saying this. I’ve endured years of “bald” remarks. I’m entitled.
You can see a list of Boortzisms below the fold. But first, take a look at some of his more colorful comments. Here’s my favorite:
If we are faced with disaster in this country — let me ask you this, OK? You just be logical. Get all of the emotion out of this. Get all of the emotion out of this. But if we are faced with a disaster in this country, which group do we want to save? The rich or the poor? Now, if you have time, save as many people as you can. But if you have to set some priorities, where do you go? The rich or the poor? OK? Who is a drag on society? The rich or the poor? Who provide the jobs out there? The rich or the poor? Who fuels — you know, which group fuels our economy? Drives industry? The rich or the poor?
Given his opinion of the ghetto, I’m guessing he wants to save the rich people. And Hispanics? They should be stuffed in the Superdome before we send them back to Mexico. Who are this guy’s sponsors?
Cynthia McKinney
Alabamastan: Alabama
The Antichrist: Michael Savage
The Baby Jesus:: Sean Hannity. Also known as Cutie Pie.
The Beast with Two Backs: two people having sex
Big Al and the Boys: a man’s sexual organs
Bravo Foxtrot Delta: Big F*cking Deal
The Breck Girl: Senator John Edwards
Bumsickle: frozen homeless person
Cruella de Ville: Dr. Laura
Discussing the Big Bang Theory: two people having sex
DRT: dead right there
Downloading a Tricycle Motor: giving birth
Dog Squeeze: a dog’s solid excrement
The Ex-Wife: WGST, the radio station Neal worked for immediately prior to his current place at WSB
Federal Censorship Commission: Federal Communications Commission (FCC)
Flatbelly: young, thin, hot woman
Food For Worms: dead
FUBAR: f***ed up beyond all repair
Funbags: breasts
The Gargoyle: Kim Jong Il, ruler of North Korea
Gator: the boss at our home station
The Godfather: Rush Limbaugh
The Hildabeast: Hillary Clinton. Also known as Shrillary.
Hitting with a corked bat: Royal’s description of using Viagra
Making tricycle motors: man and woman having sex
Myrimidon: a faithful follower who carries out orders without question
Netdog: the guy who deletes boring emails to get to yours, because you
always send the best ones
News Ferrets: reporters
NIMBY: Not In My Back Yard
Panama City License Plate: tailbone tattoo
The Pig Farmer: Pete Spriggs, program director for Neal’s flag ship
station WSB
Pink Nosed Puppies: breasts
The Poodle: John Kerry, referring to him as Teresa’s lap dog. Also sKerry or the Souffle.
Rapidly Reaching Room Temperature:: dead
Sales Weasels: our esteemed account executives
She Who Must Be Obeyed: Neal’s wife, Donna
Smoker’s Aquarium: the glassed in smoking section at the airport
Squeaky: Veronica Waters, reporter at Neal’s flagship station WSB
SWAG: scientific wild assed guess
Tango Uniform: dead — “toes up”. You guys wouldn’t let us get away with that. Okay, it’s really “tits up”.
Taking the Eternal Celestial Dirt Nap: dead
Tax Payer Funded Child Abuse: government education
Thanks A Pantload: gratitude for unnecessary or unwanted favor
Tonsil Boxing: deep kiss
Tort King: Senator John Edwards
Urban Outdoorsman: homeless person
Vagitarian: lesbian
WAG: wild-assed guess
Waldo the One-eyed Trouser Snake: penis
