cross-posted at skippy as well as a literal cornucopia of other community blogs.
next monday a producer is going to televise a pay-per-view seance in an attempt to contact the spirit of the late john lennon. bosherald:
starcast productions will have psychics, spirit readers and gurus outside the dakota building in new york city where lennon was gunned down in 1980, in central park’s strawberry fields, outside the capitol records building in hollywood, and in india.
executive paul sharratt told the media last month that the lennon seances were “a natural follow-up” to the princess di seances.
the tv special’s site, www.spiritoflennon.com, notes at the bottom of the page in italics: “not authorized by or connected to the estate of john lennon.”
we couldn’t help ourselves, this one wrote itself…channeling mad kane, to the tune of…well, you know what tune:
pay per view beatle! beatle! beatle!
more, after the jump:
pay per view beatle! beatle! beatle!
dear sir or madam if you watch tv
there’s a famous dead guy that you oughtta see
said he’s bigger once than our lord christ
but he’s really dead now so you pay a price for pay per view beatle
pay per view beatle!it’s a grisly story of a psychic man
who will make some money with his ghastly plan
he’ll charge the public of their own accord
just to watch him fool with a ouija board, pay per view beatle
pay per view beatle!pay per view beatle! beatle! beatle!
it’s a real winner of a tv show
there’s a lotta suckers with a lot of dough
and they’ll pay to hear from a man who’s gone
you can bet this deadman’s gonna turn them on: pay per view beatle!
pay per view beatle!so next monday night lots more ghosts will come
than you see on patty arquette’s medium
in spite of doubts our psychic’s gonna forge
but i hope we don’t wind up with only george, pay per view beatle
pay per view beatle!pay per view beatle! beatle! beatle!
pay per view beatle! pay per view beatle!
pay per view beatle! pay per view beatle!
pay per view beatle! pay per view beatle!
pay per view beatle! pay per view beatle! (ad naseum)
