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Latest Murray Waas, for your reading pleasure and frog-marching sugarplums dancing in your head.

Karl’s nuts roasting on an open fire
Pat Fitz nipping at his nose
BooTrib carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like Red-Eyed Tree Frogs

Everybody knows some indictments and mistletoe
Help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Fitz is on his way
He’s loaded lots of charges
And goodies on his sleigh
And every mother’s child is gonna spy
To see if reindeer really know how to fly

And so, I’m offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although its been said
Many times, many ways
Merry Fitzmas! Merry Fitzmas! Merry Fitzmas to.. You!

Author: BooMan

Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.