No not because our candidates are weak or the Worst President Ever is poised to stage the most dramatic comeback in political history thus saving his party from certain doom. No, it’s because Pat Robertson can leg press over 2000 pounds and he’s coming to get you bastards. Better watch out for his scissor leg grip.
Did you know that Pat Robertson can leg-press 2000
pounds! How does he do it?Where does Pat find the time and energy to host a daily, national
TV show, head a world-wide ministry, develop visionary scholars,
while traveling the globe as a statesman?One of Pat’s secrets to keeping his energy high and
his vitality soaring is his age-defying protein shake.
Pat developed a delicious, refreshing shake, filled with energy-producing
nutrients.Discover what kinds of natural ingredients
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Did I mention this isn’t a parody? Go check it out and feel free to talk amongst yourselves.
(Via No Capitol)
