Froggy Bottom Cafe ~ Happy Hour
FM is Semi-Hosting the Cafe
Never Know When a Nap Will Hit Ya.
Never Know When a Nap Will Hit Ya.
Newcomers welcome and join the fun.
Your first drink is on us!
Your first drink is on us!
Rude, Crude and Lewd language is encouraged.
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Please recommend
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May the 4’s be with you
Come in and have a drink. Newcomers and lurkers always welcome.
Happy Hour is here. Who’s thirsty?
@$%#$&**!!
Sorry about my language. My freaking head hurts.
What are you doing sitting at the computer? Take something for it and relax.
Took something. Relaxed. Took something else. Relaxed some more. Made boy #3 give me a backrub. Took a hot shower. Now I’m just into complaining because somehow it makes me feel better.
Well as I always say, do what it takes to make yourself feel better.
What if it involves sending a severed horse head through the mail to someone who is in the witness protection program?
No one needs to feel that good. π
Plus I’m shocked that you would consider hurting a nice little horsee.
But mail threats are my way of having fun.
snding warm thoughts of love and healing!!!! Feel better soon
and let it rip if it makes you feel better.
— see, I’m not selfish. π
I knew it didn’t bother you. Now you’ll just say “see, I’m not selfish” about every other day.
you shouldn’t give me such wonderful opportunities with which to tease you. It would be callous of me to refuse such gifts.
while I prefer more subtle forms of torture.
you’re a mother and I’m not.
My methods of torture are anything but subtle with my children. I think you would have been an exemplary mother, Andi. And I think it’s just selfi- I mean completely understandable that you decided you didn’t want to share Jim with anyone.
I looking to give him away. π
π
Let’s cut him in half. Sorry, I’m feeling macabre.
Hmmm…how to answer that….
Come on Olivia. Which half do you think SN would want? π
Family Man, why do you think I’m a perv?
I knew you would want the half with the brain. π
… is the LGest sex organ?
I guess I just proved that I am a perv because I assumed you meant I’d want the other half. Good work, FM.
Tap dancing lessons give when required. π
you take him, you keep him — none of this, “I’ve got all the photo stuff from him, now take this slob back”.
Didn’t my mom say something like that to you a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.
ether of the dominion.
because it’s really boring if all you have for an audience is sleeping dogs.
Oh God – you do it in front of the dogs!?
but realized I was about to step into TMI-land.
I think I live there. π
Look there’s a light sabre in my woods.
It’s God telling you you’re selfish.
It’s lovely. It looks like one of those inspirational cards you send someone whose loved one has just died.
It looks like light streaming into the woods. Man ya’ll over analyze everything. π
Can’t I be poetic without you two making fun of me?
obviously don’t dampen your inner snark or maybe it’s that they actively encourage it.
Oh yeah. The ones with the inspirational quotes.
We’re sorry your husband is dead.
In the words of Moms Mabley:
“Don’t talk about the dead if you can’t say something good about them.
Your husband is dead.
Good.”
Better watch out Jim. They’re already talking of cutting you in half.
But after we do I’ll send Andi a hokey sympathy card with sunlight streaming through the trees.
I’d love to hear how DJ would describe it … π
LOL I was thinking the same thing after she described NDD’s rainbow.
that my pictures remind her of slasher movies and horrible nightmares she’s had, I’m always happy when they make her think of sex.
DJ’s all about s-e-x … π
you said hard and sex
(yeah, well I’ll bet she’s never told you that one of your pictures made her think of slasher movies.)
Well, that means you have a range. I’m just stuck on one setting obviously … π
This is stunning!!!!!
The varying shades of color and the seemingly unending depth of it are just mesmerizing.
Also makes me loneseome for the redwood forests of N CA.
Hope everyone is doing well. I have been extremely busy and tired. Did a couple of new designs I wanted to share with the group.
WORST PRESIDENT EVER
Taking Back Texas
Love the top one!
Thanks!!!
Hiya refinish!!!!!!!!!! π
HI Olivia!!!! Thank you.
Hi Refinish. I’m not even going to ask if you slacked.
LOL No chance of that till after November or so it seems. LOL
You’re not fooling me. It’ll never happen. π
I am so busy and some people are even asking me about running for a party position in 2008. LOL
Just think, when you’re in the big time, I’ll be able to say I knew him when. π
ROTFLMAO!!!! I have not said yes.
Those are great. Did you have the bottom at the convention?
(and thanks for the compliment on the pic)
That’s kind of a personal question, isn’t it?
that was a really fortuitous dropped word. I’m impressed with myself.
I’m glad no one else got it or they’d really be questioning my moral character.
no I didn’t get laid at the convention. Maybe in 08. LOL
That’s a long time. Maybe there’s hope yet for the midterms.
well it has been 10 years so far so what is two more?
LOL
lol I designed that one after I got home from the convention.
was a great hit at the Hotel Donaldson yesterday evening. A couple of the staff wanted to know how to order one. I’m going to have to start carrying your retail URL with me, ha! Not everyone has 5 minutes to hear how to find you on BT.
Or similar? π
comin’ right up!
How’s it going NDD?
and just finished mowing my city yard, only took about 1/2 hour, that’s the size of yard to have, right?
1/2 hour is good, but a few blades and a pair of scissors is even better.
Congrats on the dentist too.
LOL Thanks!!!!!
Would you mind if I added your site(s) to my b-roll?
I would love it.
Which ones? The ones in your sig line? How about your b?
http://refinish69.podomatic.com/
is my podcast and my blog is http://refinish69.blogspot.com/
I’m going to add them … :*
Thank you!!!!
“psychedelic watering” eh?
larger
Soon to be taking a break till later in the evening.
Great picture NDD.
Where’s DJ when ya need her. π
ought to bring her ’round.
or you get me wearing an afro wig.
One of those rainbow afro wigs? I can see you and Bud in identical afro wigs having a staredown.
Holy Psychedelic, not Holy ‘Homie-the-Clown’
My mistake. π
a rumor that you’re sending me another dead horse in the mail instead of an invitation to be in your family portrait.
You can take my place in the family portrait. You’re much prettier. Then I can introduce you to my daughter.
Gotta wear the wig though.
to going on a date, my last one was abit of a disaster.
Click for hilarity (e-card download warning)
that date musta been a serious disaster…:{)
That’s funny! I’ve had some dates like that.
Now that would be a picture for a Bug blog. π
That’s incredible. I love how the rainbow ends right in that little stand of trees.
I’ll help you! π
maybe this fall-winter. If I do any less in RL now I’ll soon be hung by the neck until dead, ha!
Thanks for the compliments guys!
Fantastic photo — the Cosmic Muffin must have been feeling very kindly toward you to put that scene up when you were around to take it.
Going to open another cafe.
Be back in a minute.
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