I just want to make this clear.

donkeytale does not speak for me, even though he’s been appointed spokesman to the  Booman Tribune as he explains to us today in his diary: The Booman Tribune Responds to the DailyKos

I started reading his diary today and I couldn’t believe that Booman had appointed this clown ambassador of Boomanistan.  I thought, “What is Booman thinking?”. Donkeytale couldn’t write his way out of a paper bag with an exacto knife! How could such a thing happen?

First of all, if Booman picks anyone to broker a peace between the boomantribune and dailykos, it should be Meteor Blades. Why do I think so? Well I think that 25,892,032 4’s speak for themselves, don’t you?

[Update by Brian Nowhere on 061606 at 1700 hours and counting] Well I finally realized after about six or seven hours of heavily straining my brain that donkeytale’s diary was his idea of a joke and that he really is not the appointed spokesman for Booman. Man I was really starting to wonder about Booman’s sanity there for a while.
Since I’m here, I’d just like to take this opportunity to say to to donkeytale, “GO AWAY…NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE”.
If you want to stay here, you better learn to write serious diaries like everybody else. Why don’t you try tackling important issues?

You may think I’m joking, but while I was busy trying to decipher your stupid ramblings today, real news was happening like, Whaling nations suffered setbacks in effort to overturn hunting ban and Maiosts joined the interim govt. in Nepal but obviously you don’t care about current events do you donkeytale?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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oooooooooooooooo You have to write your snarky little non-funny, unserious, clam eating, high top wearing, no bow tie wearing, fiddle faddle munching, sticky pad posting, calender girl ogling, Pearl jam listening, fotomat film developing, Rosie O’Donell defending, macaroni sculpture making, bananna waving diaries and subject the rest of us serious bloggers to bearing witness to their irrelevant content.

Please donkeytale, just start realizing that this is not fark.com. This is a serious political website and there is just no place for your brand of humor here.

At boomantribune we don’t like humor unless it has a u in it ie: humour. Like the other day when someone posted a picture of a cute little kitten hanging on to a branch for dear life and the caption said, “Hang in there”. Man that was humourous. I wish I could have given that poster two 4’s for their efforts.

Don’t you see? If citizen journalists or the Hip Hop Caucus ever stumbled across your brand of “humorous” writing, Booman would never hear the end of it. He’d be the laughingstock of the blogosphere, the Seinfeld of Cyberspace.

In short donkey tale, just stop it. Stop it right now.
Don’t make me call your mother, donkette.

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