Everything’s Cool, We Found Some WMD

Oh, good. We’ve finally found some WMD in Iraq. At least, that is if you believe the Senator better known as “The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.” He and Rep. Peter Hoekstra have just announced:

…that 500 chemical weapons shells allegedly containing degraded sarin or mustard gas have been recovered by coalition forces since 2003, and that other filled and unfilled munitions have been found.

And now back to your regularly scheduled programming. Including, but not limited to:

US troops charged with murdering Iraq civilian
Japan to pull out of Iraq
Saddam Lawyer Killed; Iraq Workers Seized
Iraq speaker demands US probe in new deaths

I am sure our troops are happy to hear that we have discovered 500 shells of badly degraded WMD. How stupid do they think we are? Don’t answer that question.

Author: BooMan

Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.