Sleep well. May all of your dreams be wiretapped for the good of the nation. Or is it the party? I can’t get it straight. Whatever. Turn over your bank records while you’re at it. Somebody, somewhere wants to blow some shit up. You probably won’t be anywhere near where they do blow said shit up, but no matter. Be just as afraid and servile as you can, because that’s just what wards off the blow some shit up crowd. They totally pee their pants when confronted with unquestioning loyalty to the state.
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
Oh, and don’t forget to get your head measured.
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