Sleep well. May all of your dreams be wiretapped for the good of the nation. Or is it the party? I can’t get it straight. Whatever. Turn over your bank records while you’re at it. Somebody, somewhere wants to blow some shit up. You probably won’t be anywhere near where they do blow said shit up, but no matter. Be just as afraid and servile as you can, because that’s just what wards off the blow some shit up crowd. They totally pee their pants when confronted with unquestioning loyalty to the state.
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
Oh, and don’t forget to get your head measured.
Just got my copy of National Geographic today and guess what’s on the cover? That’s right, pandas!
Tai Shan and his mother (I think her name is Mei Zheng or something similar – they’re the pandas at the National Zoo) were the covershot. Very cute.
I really need to go to bed. I’m not as good at this all hours of the morning thing as you are.
Goodnight my friend.
Good eye picking up Tai Shan like that. My favorite is Tai Shan in a pan.
i knew my anxiety was serving some extremely important purpose!
When you take your anti-anxiety medicine, the terrorists win.
Remember when “Be afraid…be very afraid” was just a movie ad, and not the rulers’ call to patriotism? I liked the movie better.
i’m squinting, but I can’t see the result of the panda’s head measurement…
Orrin Hatch is arguing for banning flag burning (except you know, when the flag is old and torn) on the Senate floor. C-SPAN2
All of these democracy loving Republicans are so eager for the United States to join China, North Korea, Cuba and Iran as one of the countries to ban burning the national flag. Come for the executions and stay for the nation centric idolatry. Or something.
Russ is speaking now. C-SPAN2. Smackdown.
Carper asks, what if a person wears American Flag underwear. But then says, I believe we desecrate the American flag when we send our troops off to war without body armor and proper equipment. Good for him.