Ok, so this is what happens when I get home from work at 11:30 on a Friday night and find that this space has been vacated by my fellow front pagers. Let this be a lesson to everybody. BooMan mentioned in his intro to the last open thread that he went to a concert tonight. He gave you some BS cover story about going to see the Beach Boy’s dead accordion player, Phil Lesh, but I want you to have a look at the concert he really went to.
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Ich habe BARF comin on!!
Is there some place I can send donations to supplement your psycotherapy needs Chris? You just fucked me up good.
I’m here to serve. I’ve never thought about taking psychotherapy donations, but now that you mention it there are about 50,000 Hasselhoff videos where that one came from, so it just might be lucrative.
you’ll pay for this, Chris.
I await my fate with open arms. Blood from a stone.
I’ll think of something. Maybe tickling.
Oh shit! That’s no good. I can take a random beating, but the tickling, well that’s just cruel man.
You could always consider promoting my story to the front page. But it’s up to you. Hey. You may be an amateur cynic, but I’m a professional!
There’s money to be made in the cynicism game? I wish I’d known. I could have been practicing.
Hey, Chris, the great art is this. Lie, lie, lie thru the teeth. You may feel like sh**. But your bank manager will feel different. Your horoscope for today says: “A big job is awaiting you.” You heard it here first on Booman.
of course it’s quiet in here. i’m the only loser who’s home at the computer on friday night.
low blow Chris, when booman won’t be around to defend himself for hours.
The dude has like 30 pounds on me, I’ve gotta fight dirty.
It’s late and I can’t find my glasses…was that Elvis back in the building singing in “tongues” or another example of corporate multiculturism and diversity?
my head’s going to explode; cruel and unusual punishment, Christo!
But since you started w/ the Deutschland theme, how about this instead:
Bush Pilot w/ English sub-titles.
Still stuck on the rodent theme I see. This was your best. đŸ™‚
You don’t like dial up folks much, do you?
Just ask your fellow readers, who were able to watch this, just how much I love dial up people. They’ll tell you my love has no bounds.
who outed you as a David fan. Even though I told you I’d punish you for all those nights in the dorm with his videos up loud, I swear it wasn’t me. Honest.
I can only say three words after that: Damn, that was funny!: George W. Bush