What Are Ya Havin’?
This is an Unhosted Cafe.
BYOB
Junk food buffet
Junk food buffet
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Rude, crude, lewd behavior appreciated.
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Please recommend (and unrecommend the Cafe/Lounge from earlier)
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May the 4’s be with you
Froggy Bottom closed, new lounge open
coco-nuts
That looks somewhat “pastel-like” 🙂
drink two, and you’ve got a “bra”.
make sure the container has reached room temperature before using them as a bra, but that’s just a hunch.
Hey now, whose to say nipplage is bad. I happen to think highbeams are rather sexy.
But then I am one to play with ice cubes as well as chilies.
it’d be interesting if she put ’em on cold. I’d be able to hear the yelp up here,.
Hey if it’s hot outside, cool ta tas would be ideal. 🙂
Yeah, I hear Marilyn Monroe kept her coconuts in the refrigerator for hot days.
I used to keep my stockings in the freezer. I read somewhere that it prevented runs.
I had to run out and buy “Pantyhose” the other day… oh for the MOthers day protest… as I couldn’t just run out and buy stockings. Let me tell you…
I HATE PANTYHOSE!!!!!
What I HATE about panythose:
That pathetic pantyhose wiggle dance one has to do to get the “panty” part up near your crotch.
The design of them screams for runs while just simply putting them on.
During the day… the crotch starts to hang to your knees… hell it could be used as extra storage.
They don’t feel “good” at all.
Some say they create an “atmosphere” for yeast infections.
Stockings and garters… friendlier.
wrinkling your forehead with deep thoughts.
I’d rather have wrinkles in my forehead than RUNS 🙂
Clear nail polish works very well for stopping runs (if you’re in an unavoidable pantyhose wearing situation, that is). I used to keep a bottle of it in my desk at work. If a snag or run starts, just put a blob of the polish on it and it won’t go any further.
But I’ve found with stockings, they rarely ever run. My hose runs always stimmed from having to “hike em up” cause they would sag or get wrinkily.
I guess panty hose can be such a chore.
Now THERE’S a use for em 🙂
There are ways to cool off.
And there are ways to cool off.
That jumbo jimbo smile is so cuuuute. I snatched it from you, FM 😀
That looks like a baby gerbil. I had two of those once when I was Danni’s age. Then those two became over 40. We had every habitrail conceivable.
That’s why you only need one. 🙂
and feed the extras to the snakes and alligators.
Nah I couldn’t do that. I’d just mail the extras to Andi. 🙂
The dogs would be ever so grateful.
Maybe Olivia would like 50 or 60?
do you take treats right out of George’s mouth, too?
Only if they’re tasty. 🙂
that gerbils are lip-smacking good?
Only if breaded and deep fried. 🙂
We have two guinea piggies. They need company. Fortunately they’re both girls. 🙂
Well I’ve always been partial to frogs.
and raise you four more (yes, there’s five in there)
This particular photo made my son want more kitties BIG TIME. He accidentally saw it in the C&J in Kos. I’ve had to keep this damn photo for over a year… LOL
oops I meant to make that smaller than what it is. Sorry!
and raise you one pissed off
in this house, we ALL yell at the hockey refs.
I’ll raise you another cute.
Have a cookie, Family Man
Yes, I made em.
Looks vaguely familiar, but kind of small. 😛
Hey everyone!
How’s things, sweet pea?
I love sweet peas ….. 🙂 Things are splendiferous now that I’m home.
How are you?
I got an email from Indy saying she’s coming to Chicago no matter what. Just thought I’d mention that.
I sure hope the Indy feels better long before October! Feeling crappy for months just sucks!
Poor ((((Indy))))))
I really would love to meet up with her one day. I think her and I would paint the town…. well, hell – we’d paint it several colors.
Heya DJ!
the party with Indy, me, Jim, maryb, SN, IVG, and a slew of maybe’s.
🙂
if we would go pick her up.
Should I be paying extra special attention to that “too”?
I’m just scoping things out … 🙂
I’m just hoping this new doctor will make a difference.
Hi Olivia.
How goes it w/ you this fine evening? Hope you’re feeling better …
I’m feeling better. Thanks.
Glad you’re home and just think, today is Friday and you’ve got the whole weeken…. Never mind. 🙂
Even that cannot diminish my just-home, just-finished-all-chores, just-came-in-from-the-garden high … 🙂
I’m glad you’re feeling better. Does this mean you’ve been staying away from ice cream? And how many naps did you take today? 🙂
I’m out of stuff to make ice cream. I’ve got to go and buy somemore. Yeah I’m feeling better, but still not on par yet.
So you get home and get all the chores done and go out to the garden before you come into the cafe and talk to us. Oh the pain Olivia. We’re not the most important things in the world? 🙁
Besides, don’t you want me to take flower pix so you don’t get shakey … I need the daylight for that … 😉
You are the most important things in the world. 😛
Yeah I’ve got to have my daily dose of Olivia’s flowers.
With your last sentence I find that very hard to argue with. 🙂
You seem to be in an arguing kind of mood … 🙂
I’m out here on the front porch with the laptop, watching my granddaughter ride her bike. She is getting much better at keeping the wheels straight. She’s only been doing this without training wheels for about a week.
I foresee a Tour de France in her future.
That, and I have an interview tomorrow for another contract gig. So I need a haircut. And I’m finished at the dentist’s for a while.
So all in all I’m doing just fine for a Tuesday afternoon.
Which hairs are you getting snipped?
Do I dare think you are about to have some “manscaping” done?? 🙂
Hooray on the biker!
If they’re looking at those hairs, I’m interviewing for the wrong job. I don’t even know if they have a Chunkendale’s group up here.
Nope, I need to have my mane maintained. I like it relatively short (but not a buzz job like the one my grandson is currently sporting). If I let it grow out I look like something out of the 1850s, or maybe the 1960s (and not even the good part of the 1960s).
I live to make you blush 🙂
Break a leg on the interview, dear man.
Congrats on the dentist, to bad on the haircut, and good luck on the job Omir.
… “junk food buffet” and I am so there.
enjoy, but watch out for the pretzels, they’re fresh and hot
Around here, I call those Bush Garlic. 😉
A bear of a day…
clik image for the amorous Adventures of Boo Bear
Off to quaff a few sorely needed frosty paralyzers…
Catch ya later.
Peace
Go BOO Go!!!!!
For the moment, he is free to wander wherever his lust takes him …
What a life … until you read …
Wayne McCrory, a bear biologist with the Valhalla Wilderness Society says he is “horrified,” at the prospect that Boo could be recaptured and castrated. “I hope he just keeps travelling,” he said.
Keep travelling Boo!!! 🙂
I’m totally with you on that Olivia
Run BOO! RUNNNNNNN!!!!
and watch out for those pickynic baskets.
Hello Frog Ponders! How is everything going?
Good. How are you? I’ve really enjoyed your diaries. Way to go! 🙂
Thanks. 🙂 Not sure if you’ll find my next one as interesting…it’s basically analytically ripping into dKos and ThinkProgress for their budget BS.
Hi Psi, how’s your day been going?
The usual – long. Getting to blogging right now, though. 🙂
Well you’re home now, that’s the big thing.
Good evening. Are you here for the meeting of Geezers Anonymous? You do seem a bit young but people age so well these days.
Can’t make the CP meeting… my eldest just started to vomit. ACK
I hope everything is OK Janet.
I guess it was a bug I had.
Yeah, he was putting his stuff into the car… he has lots of “stuff” to travel with.
And he comes back in hollering, “I THREW UP IN MY MOUTH!”
uh… okay.
It’s not what you had last night is it … Ack is right.
One thing I do know is
this means we’re gonna be watching …
a …
JAMES BOND flick tonight.
Guaranfuckingteed.
I just got called to run my first errand of the day. At least they didn’t wait until I was asleep. 🙂
Back in a minute.
How one sentence can make your eveing plans go from
This:
To This:
“MOM! I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH!”
about snatched FM but somehow it just didn’t seem right when your son isn’t feeling well.
Snatched and various forms of the word are my favorite “got away with saying it” word. 🙂
It’s Moe’s favorite word cause he says it alot in the greatest hockey movie ever, Slapshots.
Snaaaaaaaaaatch
My favourite part:
you feel shame 🙂
WE LOVE THAT MOVIE and I LOVE THAT YOU LOVE IT :)))))!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello everyone! What did I miss?
Snatch and Vomit… but not in that order 🙂
(((Second Nature))) how are you?
Hi SN. What cha been doing?
Hey guys! Just got back from a birthday dinner for my mom. She forgot to wear her teeth to Olive Garden and then she had 3 Manhattans. It wasn’t pretty.
if you’d had any good tongue lately but since DJ is in the cafe I was
afraid it might lead to comments that would embarrass you.
I had the only tongue I ever allow with you and Jim. That should prevent any misunderstandings with DJ. Clear as a bell.
Details, details! We need details. 🙂
3 Manhattans? You should have pushed for 5 and had the camera ready. 🙂
I don’t think anyone would be interested in seeing that particular photo.
Hey FM – it’s nice and cool up here tonight. I may even sleep with the window open.
OH my!!! That doesn’t seem “pretty”. EEK!
You can’t fool me. I know you miss the heat and humidity.
as well as missing those big ass skeeters. aka mosquitos.
Did you get your thunderstrom — we had one today and several really hard rains which led to, among other things, the dogs getting soaked several times. Not trying to make you jealous or anything but Sniff is as soft as Steiff teddy bear.
I’ve heard thunder in the distance for much of the past two days, but it’s just a tease. It’s pretty much staying over the lake. Tomorrow is the only day I don’t have anything planned so I’ll probably go down to the shore and take some pics.
come on over to the new lounge