Just a little nonsense from me and then I want you to yammer like you’ve never yammered before. First, Susie Madrak was kind enough to post a job listing for women living in the D.C. area that some of you might be interested in.

Hi Ladies,

There is a “ballbusting” film set to shoot in the DC/metro area at the end of this month. It is a film where women kick men in the balls. Its not a porn film. No nudity. If you are beautiful and like to kick men in the balls, please email back. Please include the following:

1. Head Shot
2. Body Shot
3. Description of why you would make a great ballbuster.

Please, serious inquiries only. Must NOT be timid and preferably be excited. Competitive salary will be paid.

I’m left wondering if there’s a paying position or two available for the gentlemen who’s balls will be kicked. I have been thinking about a career change. It couldn’t be all guerrilla, could it?

Second, The Editor’s have written the definitive history of the Great Annoying Video War of Aught-Six. Sadly, my volley of Hasselhoff and Vanilla Ice entries failed to merit even a single mention. I cried a little, but I’m feeling better now, so don’t worry about little old me. I’ll be fine

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