Albert goes by many names.  The longest is “Grand Poobah of the Ancient and Venerable Order of Floor Lickers.”

He licks the floor a lot.  We don’t know why.  Sometimes it’s obvious that we spilled something.  Sometimes he just licks, and licks, and licks.

Apparently the sooty fire poker (actually a small shovel that lost its, well… shovel) met his “standards” for licking as well.  

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