So, you think you know politics? You pride yourself on your knowledge of arcana concerning our national politcal leaders? You’ve been huffing and puffing in the wake of all the political scandals, but by god! you’re up-to-date and know who’s who.
Right?
Okay. Yesterday I brought you Radar Online’s 10 Stupidist Congresspeople. Today I’m giving you more of what you’re longing for — Rolling Stone’s 10 worst.
You remember the drill. I give you the results below the fold in reverse order. You don’t peek before you try to guess who’s No. 1.
To keep your politically savvy palates unjaded, I’m going to supply titles this time, but no names. Those you have to puzzle out for yourselves. No cheating!
And after all’s said and done, if you want to post your own 10 Worst Congressmen list in a comment, I’m sure we’d all like to see it. Please just keep to the same format.
Here we go. . . (hint: They’re ALL Republican but one.)
- The Christian Soldier (hint: female, does not believe in separation of church and state)
- Bin Laden’s Best Friend (hint: has something to do with Homeland Security)
- The Conspiracy Nut (hint: he’s in trouble with the law — now that’s a clue!)
- Enemy of the Earth (hint: Stetson-wearing cattleman)
- Mr. Bigotry (hint: doens’t just want a border fence, wants it electrified)
- The King of Payoffs (hint: sitting congressman next likely to be indicted)
- The Bribe Taker (hint: NOT Republican)
- Mr. Pork (hint: can you “play” bridge?)
- The Dictator (hint: lock-’em-up zealot)
And coming in at No. 1 is the King of the Hill. . .
1. The Highway Robber (hint: I already gave it to you.)
Congratulations! Bet everybody got “who’s No. 1?” right. But can somebody tell me how on this (still) green Earth Katherine Harris didn’t make this list?
