It ain’t no use to vote in Broward County
(They don’t count ’em anyhow.)
No, it ain’t no use to vote in Broward County
(If you don’t know by now.)

I’m a-thinkin’ and a wondrin’ on my way to the booth,
They say that they count ’em but, it ain’t the truth.
I’m gonna cast another ballot in Duluth.
Just vote twice, it’s all right.