They say that celebrities die in threes. Who would have ever thought that we’d see a troika of Saddam Hussein, Gerald Ford, and Soul Brother Number One. Of the three, I think I liked James Brown best. Of course, that might be because I haven’t been convinced that Gerald Ford saved the world by pardoning Nixon. Maybe I’m not watching enough cable news.
On another topic, I was wondering if the undead require sleep. And then I thought, “Does Dick Cheney sleep upside down in his closet? Does he fold up his bat wings behind his back?” What do you think?