Chris’s wife gave birth last night to a baby boy. He is 7 pounds 12 ounces and is 21 inches long. Chris is complaining already that he isn’t very talkative. I think that is a minor fault. The pictures are ridiculously cute. Let’s celebrate!!
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Just kidding! Congrats, Chris!! Where are pictures???
Well, I wasn’t planning on going public with this yet, but since you asked, he is doing something like this in one of the pictures that a very nice nurse took of him for us.
I never knew that you and your wife were…pandas… 😛
so what did you make of all the eucalyptus leaves at Drinking Liberally?
I think i have koala on the brain.
This one looks a bit more like the pictures I sent you. All juveniles, regardless of species, need spend a little time in a clear plastic box if we’re ever to live in peace.
Shit, I came home from the hospital for a few hours to get some sleep and I’m spending my time looking for baby panda pictures. I think I may have a problem. Could anybody recommend a qualified annalist?
bamboo you retard!
Shall we chip in a buy them a bouquet of bamboo?
that shit is growing wild all over philly. let’s chop some down and give it to them, roots and all – they’re too busy with this ugly panda, they’ll never know the difference!
CONGRATS to Chris and familia! Happy News!
Ordinarily, I would write about this and in particlar this:
But I am going to leave this congrats post up tonight.
congratulations chris and family!!!!!
march on the pentagon: 3.17.07
to you and your wife, and welcome to the little guy!
that is one ugly baby man. return it!
congratulations chris and family! Does he get those eyes and ears from you?
though I have to say I’m disappointed in the pictures — I like babies to look like old man Finkelstein.
Congratuations and best wishes to all of you!
Congratulations!!!!!
And congratulations on your new son.
Congratulations!! Put a diaper on that baby, will ya?
Congrats!
The baby may not talk much yet, but he’s an Aquarian so don’t worry!
Congratulations to Chris and his family!
What wonderful news. Congratulations!
That is wonderful, Chris. Congratulations!
Wishing you, your wife, and your young panda well.