Why Giuliani Doesn’t Have A Snowball’s Chance In Hell To Become President

Why Giuliani doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of becoming our next preznit?

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Besides of course his face, his marital record, his health problems, his lack of common class and his association with people like Bernie Kerik?

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Read on.
From a San Francisco Chronicle article on Mighty Little G’s campaign-initiating foray into California:

In his 45-minute address and in remarks to reporters afterward, Giuliani lavished praise on President Bush, insisting Bush will have “a very strong place in history,” in part because of his “very brave and very wise” decision to go after al Qaeda in Afghanistan after the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks.

“We are very fortunate to have President Bush,” Giuliani told the Republican delegates. “Presidents … have to make decisions and move the country forward, and that’s the kind of president I would like to be.”

Democrats immediately seized on Giuliani’s strong defense of the unpopular Republican president, saying it showed the former mayor is out of touch with voters in California and across the nation.

“Giuliani is part of Bush’s three stooges,” said state Democratic Party strategist Bob Mulholland, who noted that McCain, Romney and Giuliani “all support increasing the troop level in Iraq.”

“When you look at (GOP) Senate candidates running away from Bush, you see the presidential candidates all running with Bush,” Mulholland said. “It’s almost as though they didn’t read the (midterm) election results.”

“When you look at (GOP) Senate candidates running away from Bush, you see the presidential candidates all running with Bush, it’s almost as though they didn’t read the (midterm) election results.”

Yup.

Too dumb, and in Giuliani’s case so self-inflated by his own accidental (and HIGHLY media-exaggerated) prominence in the aftermath of 9/11 that he thinks he is God’s saviour come to lead us out of the wilderness instead of the fool who happened to be in the right place at the right time that he actually is.

Barring some sort of ill-advised nuke strike or invasion of Iran, ANY Ratpub asshole that tries to run on a pro-Bush platform is going to find himself in the same historical dustbin to which Butchie Boy is most certainly headed, and a candidate who is as unattractive on a personal level as Little Mr. G. will be even WORSE off.

The percentages that dominated in the 2006 elections?

“When …you see the presidential candidates…running with Bush, it’s almost as though they didn’t read the (midterm) election results.”

Yup.

The same percentages will be once again comin’ ’round the mountain when they come.

Or even higher.

In favor of “Anybody but Butch.”

Bet on it.

AG

P.S. And if the Butcher Boys DO strike Iran…ALL bets are off. There will be riots in the streets, impeachment WILL be on the table, and martial law will be their only hope of survival.

Bet on THAT, too.

If THAT happens, we will not have to worry overmuch about the little proconsul from NYC.

We will have a Caesar to dethrone.

Author: Arthur Gilroy

Born. Still working on it.