From the Rubber Hose, things that are annoying.

…who decided that fancy brands of tea bags should no longer have strings? it seems that the more expensive and highfalutin a teabag is, the less likely it is that it will have a string attached. of course the really highfalutin tea snob will only drink loose tea, but if you’re gonna lower yourself to the level of a bag why must you burn your fingers getting the damn thing out?

What’s crawled up your butt lately?