John McCain has a familiar problem. He defended an unpopular and unwinnable war past the point where it was politically safe to do so. And he used alarmist and misleading rhetoric to do so. I think we’re all familiar with the following Aesop fable:
There once was a shepherd boy who was bored as he sat on the hillside watching the village sheep. To amuse himself he took a great breath and sang out, “Wolf! Wolf! The Wolf is chasing the sheep!”
The villagers came running up the hill to help the boy drive the wolf away. But when they arrived at the top of the hill, they found no wolf. The boy laughed at the sight of their angry faces.
“Don’t cry ‘wolf’, shepherd boy,” said the villagers, “when there’s no wolf!” They went grumbling back down the hill.
McCain signed on to the ‘flypaper theory’ that we can keep America safe by fighting terrorists ‘over there so we won’t have to fight them here’. The villagers listened to this theory, and they investigated this theory, and they decided this theory was total bullshit. In November 2006, the villagers said, ‘Don’t cry wolf, shepherd boy, when there is no wolf’. McCain didn’t listen.
Later, the boy sang out again, “Wolf! Wolf! The wolf is chasing the sheep!” To his naughty delight, he watched the villagers run up the hill to help him drive the wolf away.
When the villagers saw no wolf they sternly said, “Save your frightened song for when there is really something wrong! Don’t cry ‘wolf’ when there is NO wolf!”
But the boy just grinned and watched them go grumbling down the hill once more.
This is the stage McCain is in now.
…in the interview to be broadcast tomorrow, the senator sticks by his defense of the overall war effort, predicting that failure in Iraq would be “catastrophic.”
It is a gamble at a critical time for the former front-runner for the Republican nomination, the political equivalent of a “double-down” in blackjack, as one person close to the campaign put it.
You know what happens after you double down and lose?
Later, he saw a REAL wolf prowling about his flock. Alarmed, he leaped to his feet and sang out as loudly as he could, “Wolf! Wolf!”
But the villagers thought he was trying to fool them again, and so they didn’t come.
At sunset, everyone wondered why the shepherd boy hadn’t returned to the village with their sheep. They went up the hill to find the boy. They found him weeping.
“There really was a wolf here! The flock has scattered! I cried out, “Wolf!” Why didn’t you come?”
An old man tried to comfort the boy as they walked back to the village.
“We’ll help you look for the lost sheep in the morning,” he said, putting his arm around the youth, “Nobody believes a liar…even when he is telling the truth!”
That’s McCain’s problem. And that is why his campaign for the presidency has been doomed by his decision to stick with Bush and Cheney.
The villagers have heard that song and dance. They require a shepherd they can trust.
