What would you do with a million dollars?
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BooMan
Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.
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“I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.”
Seriously though, I’d stop renting and buy a house. Sadly, here on the west coast that million dollars wouldn’t go as far as you’d think.
The first thing I would do is give a $20 donation to Booman Tribune.
Which is a good reminder for all of us to go to the store and get a bumper sticker and some merchandise.
And, Booman, the cost of a b/w bumper sticker is shown as $1 – I thought it was supposed to be $5?
Booman I asked this back in Mar. 2006. How Would You Spend It?
Keeping in mind that a million dollars is only chump change now of days. I think I could find some use for it.
I’d buy a green dress. But not a real green dress, cuz that’s cruel.
truth be told
buy a piece of beach on the northern pacific coast of costa rica, build an off-grid house, and my lovely lady and I would just watch it all go by from our rocking chairs and hammocks…
be sure and call first…
yep….
leave the fall of the empire for you guys to work it out
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Pay off my mortgage, pay cash for a decent piece of rental property, pay cash for a recent model Crown Vic, throw the rest into CDs and SPDR funds.
you need to think classic crown vic…about ’56 vintage…oh yeah…
Same thing I do with $100 – waste half of it on useless crap and various addictions, and leave the other half in my pants to get destroyed in the wash.
Pay off my student loan and all other bills.
Invest $200,000 for my kid.
Donate $20,000 to my job, give a bunch of cash to charities.
Make sure my folks were set up for old age.
Buy a better house nearby and use mine for income.
Buy property in europe or south america
Once that was done, quit my job and start/join a touring band.
I’d start a “liberal” blog, drift slowly to the right, justify said drift and then continue to function as an annex to the party machinery. And with the rest, I’d do something less foolish, like flushing it.
I hear that the Czech Republic is nice this time of year.
addressing family violence. Provide counseling for all along safety and haven for those in danger. Not much to be found to help families where I live. I have never known such a vitally important need for every community either.
Start the anti-globalist corporation.