Say something stupid.
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BooMan
Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.
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President Bush is the brightest man I have ever known.
you know him?
no. that was the stupid part.
well…that’s just stupid.
Well, I guess it depends on what your definition of “stupid is” is.
Ok, ‘something stupid’…was that stupid enough? Oh surely I jest…and don’t call me Shirley either.
I don’t recall remembering.
Is you is or is you ain’t having sexual relations with that woman? Monica Lewinsky.
erm… hows this for a dumb segue to pimp my diary.
Rep. Dreier said something stupid about Democrats, and you can read my take on it HERE
Another gunman is working his 2nd Amendment rights hard, down in Houston in the NASA complex.
WHOHOO!
The US is making the world safe against the threat of terrorism.
There, I’ve said it. (runs to bathroom with hand over mouth)
The Yankees rule.
grrr.
Come on now, you asked for that one.
Here, listen to some
Damn
Yankees
didn’t I see Rivera gag the game up in the bottom of the 8th?
lieberman’s a democrat
The more I think about it, the more Lieberman/Hatch ’08 Unity ticket seems like a really good idea.
I’m sorry, I cannot say anything stupid.
(That was so meta.)
stupid and true:
When confronted by two young men wanting to talk to me about the Bible/ their religion. I started off the Conversation with ” Have you two gentlemen ever considered a career in the United States Military?” The utterance of this line will stop any conversation from proceeding.
Ah’m the ….. the – Laura, what’s that word? – yeah, the DE-cider. Hehhheh.
A cat can look at a king, but not both.
A blonde girl read that if she took a bath in milk, her skin tone would improve markedly.
She left a note for the milkman requesting that he should leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman came, read the note & was confused about the order, he figured she meant 2.5 gallons.
He rang the bell & to assure himself it must be a mistake.
She says, no, she wants 25 gallons, as it will enhance her beauty.
He says “Do you want it pasteurized?.
She says, “No, just up to my tits, I can splash it on my face by hand.