Another scoundrel:

Randall L. Tobias, the deputy secretary of state responsible for U.S. foreign aid, abruptly resigned yesterday after he was asked about an upscale escort service allegedly involved in prostitution, U.S. government sources said…

…According to ABC News, Tobias said he contacted the escort service “to have gals come over to the condo to give me a massage” and that there had been “no sex” involved.

Just so we are clear, you pay extra for a happy ending.

The term “handjob” is often considered a slang or informal word rather than a clinical term. Therefore, some people take offense to the word when used in general conversation. An academic article would usually refer to a handjob as manual stimulation of a male partner, masturbating a male partner, or manual sex to a penis.

Manual stimulation of the penis by another individual may also informally be called:

* H.J. – An abbreviated form of “Hand Job”.
* Happy ending – If it follows a full-body massage.

And if you don’t want a happy ending, you go to a normal massage parlor, pay normal rates, and you don’t resign when it is revealed that you like to pay for a massage.

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