Here’s your assignment. Make a list in three columns. Then at the head of the columns, put ‘Nuisances’, ‘Annoyances’, ‘Shit that Pisses Me Off’.
Try it…it’s therapeutic.
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Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.
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Nuisance: people that don’t cut my hoagie in half
Annoyance: car alarms that go off for over a minute
Shit that pisses me off: waking up each day in pain
I think people who don’t cut your hoagie (or god forbid your cheese steak) in half probably deserve a few years of community service and mandatory reeducation, though an eternity burning in hell would be a more fitting sentence. Nuisance my ass, these people are a blight on the ruins of western civilization.
I have often said much the same thing.
…and as soon as you see the uncut horror sitting on a plate or in a plastic basket, usually garnished with a warm funkified pickle and some fat soaked ridged chips, you know that what lays ahead of you will be a waste of time, effort, money and humanity because it will taste like the worst sort of hardened crap imaginable. Fuckers.
Usually true. And, yet, Primo’s, which provides an excellent product, is a serial offender.
I got tired of writing “Bush” over and over again.
Annoyance: not being able to write Bush, Dole, or Clinton and be sure people know who I’m talking about.
I say good for him. NRO chides the two bloggers who started this and tells them to check their sources.
http://hillaryspot.nationalreview.com/post/?q=NzY4NmRjNWJjNDZiNDg5MzZhMmM2NzA2OWNlOGQ5MmQ=
“SAM BROWNBACK
Forget Whatever You Heard About Dean, Sebelius, and Brownback
I had raised an eyebrow on the huge allegations in this rumor suggesting that Kansas Gov. Sebelius had confirmed serious wrongdoing, in collusion with Howard Dean, in a conversation with Kansas Senator Sam Brownback… but Brownback’s people have said there’s nothing to it. The DNC and Sebelius have also offered blanket denials. The word from Brownback’s campaign:
“While we cannot speak to the substance of or motivation behind these comments, we can definitively say that the portions of the story which relate to the purported conversation with Senator Brownback are false. No such conversation, nor any like it, ever took place between Governor Sebelius and Senator Brownback.”
The gentlemen on the radio show who first mentioned this story may want to consider naming their source, since it appears the story is bunk.
05/11 02:29 PM”
Good for Brownback. No one except Media Matters was defending them. Not a blogger, no one. Glad they are vindicated.