A Message to Republicans

Hey, all you rank and file Republicans, listen up!!

“We didn’t get elected to worry just about the fate of the Republican Party.”

— Vice President Dick Cheney.

Get that? That’s one major reason why you lost power in 2007. Want another reason? You are all, almost all of you, a bunch of crooks. Even your governors are crooks. When you aren’t busy beating or strangling your mistresses, you’re taking kickbacks and bribes.

But, back to Cheney…

He doesn’t give a fuck about you. It’s not really clear what he does he give a fuck about, but it ain’t getting Republicans elected. So, if you care about your career, stop listening to the bastard. Before it is too late.

Author: BooMan

Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.