WHAT “Memorial Day”?
I propose a new set of summer starter holidays.
GROUNDHOG DAY
Followed closely by:
OSTRICH DAY
HEADS UP THE ASSES DAY
MORE FOR US, NONE FOR YOU DAY
And as a grand topper for our lovely summer “Get skin cancer and die like a dog” holidays…holidays that no one can afford to take because we are all too busy slaving away to make the unconscionably rich even more rich AND simultaneously more unconscionable:
AS LITTLE REAL LABOR AS WE CAN POSSIBLY GET AWAY WITH DAY
Also known in vast segments of Scamerica as:
WHY GOD MADE MINORITIES DAY
Read on if you are still home because you cannot afford to buy gas to go away or you are mourning the death of yet another close relative in Iraq.
Genesis
OUR way.
and let him have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
ESPECIALLY the working races.
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
By the grace of St. Stepford.
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, multiply,
and spread the dreaded Paris Hilton virus far and wide over the earth. and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
By any means necessary.
And God saw that it was good.
And on the seventh day…
He rested.
I swear to Reagan…the next person who puts up a goddamned “Memorial Day” post with a straight face, I am going to come barreling through the ubernet and bite you right on the ass.
HARD.
That is a PROMISE.
Proud to be a Scamerican, I remain:
Your faithful servant
Macros Mo’lessness Zuniga
P.S. Have a nice day…
AG
P.P.S. On a MUCH more serious note (I just found this) please go here and read Cindy Sheehan’s heartfelt article An Open Letter to the Democratic Congress. Why I Am Leaving the Democratic Party
Whatever you may have thought of her previously…read it.
From the heart and as true as it gets.
If the MSM were to make the same mistake they made when Joseph Welch brought down Tailgunner Joe McCarthy, SHE would be a likely candidate to provide our “At long last, sir. Have you no shame?” moment.
But of course…the MSM now knows its true power.
And uses it only at the behest of their real masters.
You are more likely to see Howard Dean being given the thumbs up on Faux News than you are seeing Cindy Sheehan being treated as anything other than a grieving but slightly…flaky…mommy dearest.
On ANY MSM outlet.
Dkos included.
What we have forgotten?
That the truth ain’t often pretty.
But it is STILL true
BET on it.
