Thursday News Bucket

Because we all need a laugh this morning:

BUMPER STICKER AND T-SHIRT SLOGANS

  1. (Seen on an infant’s shirt): Already smarter than Bush.
  2. 1/20/09: End of an Error
  3. That’s OK, I Wasn’t Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
  4. Let’s Fix Democracy in This Country First
  5. Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
  6. You Can’t Be Pro-War And Pro-Life At The Same Time
  7. If You Can Read This, You’re Not Our President
  8. Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
  9. George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight
  10. We Need a New Decider and a New Vice Decider,too.
  11. America: One Nation, Under Surveillance
  12. They Call Him “W” So He Can Spell It
  13. Which God Do You Kill For?
  14. Jail to the Chief
  15. Who Would Jesus Torture?
  16. No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade?
  17. Bush: God’s Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap
  18. Bad president! No Banana.
  19. We Need a President Who’s Fluent In At Least One Language
  20. We’re Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them
  21. Rich Man’s War, Poor Man’s Blood
  22. Is It Vietnam Yet?
  23. Bush Doesn’t Care About White People, Either
  24. Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Hand basket?
  25. You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
  26. Impeach Cheney First
  27. When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46
  28. The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century
  29. 2004: Embarrassed, 2005: Horrified, 2006:Terrified

Feel free to post your favorites in the comments; mine is number 16, and CBtE thought number 28 was a good one.