What Would Wylie say?

Respective of the following headline stories on today’s morning news ticker:

> President Bush tours New Orleans and promises federal government will keep focus on Gulf Coast rebuilding.

> Leona Helmsley leaves $12 million to her Maltese dog Trouble.

> Chicago Episcopalian Church may elect lesbian Bishop.

And considering that all three headlines appeared together, I wonder what Philip Wylie’s (A Generation of Vipers -1942) reaction might be? I am certain it would be interesting.