How to deal with a national epidemic?
The infamous airport men’s room where Sen. Larry Craig was arrested is getting new stall dividers that drop nearly to the floor to make it a less inviting spot for sexual liaisons…The Minneapolis airport has more than 80 restrooms, but only two are being targeted for the new dividers, including the one now known for Craig’s arrest.
How much does something like that cost?
The new stall dividers will fall to just 2 to 3 inches above the floor, instead of leaving as much as a foot of open space as they do now. The airport expects to spend $25,000; installing them in every restroom there would cost about $1 million, Hogan said.
“It is unfortunate to look at having to spend $1 million on something that wouldn’t be necessary if people simply behaved themselves,” he said.
This is idiotic. They are going to spend $25,000 to make it difficult for people to take a ‘wide stance’ in two bathrooms out of eighty. And when men choose one of the other 78 bathrooms?
Spend the million bucks to do all the airport johns or spend nothing at all. And, for the love of god, could men stop trolling for sex in public restrooms? It’s not the 1960’s anymore. Use the internet and get a room.
Just have the TSA make all men tie their shoelaces together upon leaving the security checkpoint. The result will be the same and the cost will be greatly reduced.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Instead of a no-fly list they need a no-restroom list.
Stalls that come all the way down huh? I bet they’ll enjoy the added privacy while they’re yukking it up in the stalls.
I’m not a prude but this is ridiculous.
It’s bad enough for me to picture myself trying to take a dump in the airport bathroom and suddenly realizing that Larry Craig is peeking through the crack in the stall door to see if I’m cute enough to blow. But imagine his bald head peeking up at me from the adjoining stall? I suppose he’d sue me for assault and battery if I stomped his head.
Then there is this.
Was this guy bragging? That’s record breaking sluttiness, right there. No wonder people were complaining.
See….this is the perfect example of how men and women are different. There is not a woman alive who would let her head get that close to the floor of a public restroom.
I have short hair and I wouldn’t even think of doing it. Even if I thought there was a pony in the next stall…
A pony? Is that a new term you young people use for attractive humans, or are you even more twisted than we thought? If the latter, I had an uncle you would have enjoyed swapping stories with, but he died after a horse kicked him.
Pony n.
1. Any of several types or breeds of horses that are small in size when full grown, such as the Shetland pony.
2.
a. Informal A racehorse.
b. Sports A polo horse.
“But imagine his bald head peeking up at me from the adjoining stall? I suppose he’d sue me for assault and battery if I stomped his head.”
I would have just turned around and shit on him.
Damn! First the baths and now the stalls! They are really putting a crimp in my social life!
Just when I needed a laugh….no other comment necessary.
Spend the million bucks to do all the airport johns or spend nothing at all.
Futile half-measures have become the American way. For the “surge” to really vanquish the insurgency in Iraq, 500,000 troops would have been required.
$25,000 to put up a new partition? Wow. Where do I get in on the contract? I’d do it for, um, $21,000 — $200 for materials, $20,000 for 4 hours of work, and a small profit. But I expect DHS is doing the contracting and Halliburton or Blackwater got the no-bid win. Damn.
That’s exactly what I was thinking…the taxpayers are going to get massively ripped off by whoever is getting this sweetheart deal.
with all the seriousness that it deserves: repent all ye sinners….…
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And, for the love of god, could men stop trolling for sex in public restrooms?
Tell me about it.
you know what else needs to be done?
It needs to be a capital offense to piss all over the seat. Yeah, you should always look to make sure, but why the fuck should someone who needs to take a shit have to wipe SOMEONE ELSE’S NASTY STINKY URINE OFF THE SEAT?
It’s not like threading a needle, making a bullseye or even blowing up the death star. The bowl is like two freakin’ feet wide. Aim that fucking thing.
Gotta be big enough to hold before you can aim it, man…
how small can it be, for pete’s sake?
i mean, I couldn’t satisfy a freakin housefly, and I don’t do that.
I also want better graffiti.
Tell the truth, that’s a question I don’t have the experience (or the microscope) to answer.
Sorry.
I am all for this move, it should be extended to all bathrooms in the country. I have never felt comfortable doing number 2 while seeing the guy’s feet in the next stall shuffle around. And make them soundproof while we’re at it.
You know I’m just saying what everybody’s thinking!
you gotta ventilate that stink somehow. Maybe we could have ceiling fans in each stall.
I vote for a “no crapping in public toilets” ordinance.
think what’ll happen to the sinks.
Ewww. :/