I’m a girl, and by me that’s only great!
I am proud that my silhouette is curvy,
That I walk with a sweet and girlish gait
With my hips kind of swivelly and swervy.
I adore being dressed in something frilly
When my date comes to get me at my place.
Out I go with my Joe or John or Billy,
Like a filly who is ready for the race!
When I have a brand new hairdo
With my eyelashes all in curl,
I float as the clouds on air do,
I enjoy being a girl!
When men say I’m cute and funny
And my teeth aren’t teeth, but pearl,
I just lap it up like honey
I enjoy being a girl!
I flip when a fellow sends me flowers,
I drool over dresses made of lace,
I talk on the telephone for hours
With a pound and a half of cream upon my face!
I’m strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who’ll enjoy being a guy having a girl… like… me.
Flower Drum Song
Who wouldn’t enjoy it?
Perusing the free press, I found these gems in the last forty-eight hours.
Don’t you dare make a fuss about being gang raped! A Saudi woman’s punishment was increased when she complained that her attackers’ sentence was too lenient.
Watch your balls. Strong women are so scary/sexy. Breaking my own rule, I read the emotionally challenged Maureen Dowd and found her portraying Hillary Clinton (and Michelle Obama) as sexual sadists.
There will be no omelet making in Colorado. The eggs will soon become sacred. A ballot proposal is working its was toward becoming part of the state constitution.
The measure, just one paragraph long, would ask voters whether inalienable rights, due process rights and equality of justice rights as defined in the state Constitution should be extended to “any human being from the moment of fertilization.”
And for those of you considering having a miscarriage, think again. It could land you in jail.
The price of contraception in campus health clinics and low-income clinics is rising to 5 times its current cost.
I’d love to say more, but I must go get my pedicure!
