Can we bring back the TimesSelect firewall? Please? Here’s Tommy Friedman:
I have no idea who is going to win the Democratic presidential nomination, but lately I’ve been wondering whether, if it is Barack Obama, he might want to consider keeping Dick Cheney on as his vice president.
Do you need to read any further? I didn’t. It’s almost as if the New York Times’ editorial staff has a prescription for stupid.
Iraq is the new Cuba:
For some reason, I didn’t get my Sunday Times. Perhaps that was a good thing…
I solved the crossword again this week. They used to be hard. Now I solve them about 90% of the time.
The trick this week was hard at first: World Pay.
So, they slipped the ‘l’.
To say the least because to slay the east.
Place your bets became Pace your belts.
Fee Splitters became flee spitters.
Study Hall became Studly Hal.
Cold Cuts became Cod Cults.
Have the gall became Halve the Gal.
Potted Plants became Plotted Pants.
Sleeping Sickness became Seeping Slickness.
Coat of Many Colors became Coat of Manly Coors.
Once I had the trick all I needed to figure out was the name of a town in Nebraska. Turned out to be Ogallala.