We’re going to have to have a contest to define what disgusting sexual act or product a ‘Huckabee‘ is.
QUESTIONER: Is it your goal to bring the Constitution into strict conformity with the Bible? Some people would consider that a kind of dangerous undertaking, particularly given the variety of biblical interpretations.
HUCKABEE: Well, I don’t think that’s a radical view to say we’re going to affirm marriage. I think the radical view is to say that we’re going to change the definition of marriage so that it can mean two men, two women, a man and three women, a man and a child, a man and animal. Again, once we change the definition, the door is open to change it again. I think the radical position is to make a change in what’s been historic.
The contest for ‘Santorum’ resulted in:
Pronunciation: san-TOR-um
Function: noun
Etymology: Savage Love – 05/29/03
1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
Anyone want to make some nominations for a ‘Huckabee’?
