Yes, we all know that Obama is either a secret Muslim or a man who is a member of a fake Christian cult, a man who was educated as a terrorist in a foreign American hating Islamic Madrassah, and who obviously hates America because he won’t wear a flag pin and refused to hold his hand over his heart during the (gasp!) national anthem. We also know his middle name is “Hussein” which just happens to be the same hateful Muslim name as that of the recently deceased evil American killing Islamofascist dictator Saddam Hussein! And his last name is just one letter away from the being identical to that of Osama Bin Ladin, the terrorist who attacked us and killed 3000 brave American heroes on 9/11! You think that’s just a coincidence?
But now I have the one piece of evidence that will blow the doors off Obama’s “Manchurian candidacy” once and for all. A fact so startling, so sinister, so menacing, so twisted, that even those lefty liberal commies will finally see him exposed for the traitor he really, truly is. For you see, Obama is not just the stalking horse for the Islamofascist Menace. It’s even worse than that.
For Obama is the ultimate one man sleeper cell for the country that is secretly determined to rule the world with its soul killing robotic technology and zombie making video games. Yes, that’s right. Barack Obama isn’t just Muslim anymore. And he’s not just black. He’s also part of the yellow peril that never really died, it just went into the shadows, working behind the scenes to destroy our great nation. And now they finally have their greatest chance to succeed.
You see, Obama is really — Japanese!
Obama’s name graces posters hung in the main hotel. Headbands and T-shirts with drawings of the candidate’s face will be available soon. Local confectioners are designing Japanese-style sweet bean cakes with Obama’s portrait on them. […]
As fanciful as it may seem, leaders in Obama — which means “Little Beach” in Japanese — are serious about forging a relationship with the candidate. […]
“We want to ask him to stop by Obama as president if he visits Japan,” Sadakazu Tsubouchi, an official at city hall. […]
Obama the candidate has already obliged in a small way, joking to broadcaster TBS in 2006 that he had listed the town as his birthplace while passing through customs on an earlier visit to Japan.
Now you know the truth, please, please get off the Obama bandwagon. Don’t vote for him, and tell all your friends not to vote for him. And spread the word of his nefarious plans to destroy our freedoms, warning them of the real danger Obama poses to America if he becomes President. Otherwise you may wake up one day to this face on every street, on every television set, on every cell phone and every IPod, and Japan’s stealth victory over America would then be complete:
