That’s right, BooMan is gone, baby, gone! Let’s break into the liquor cabinet!
Oh, and isn’t it just awful that Barack Obama has a scary, angry black man as his pastor? I’m shaking in my boots!
And so is Saint Straight Shooter, but for different reasons. Vote for him or the terrorists win!
Ooops. I think I finished off all the 151 proof rum . . . sorry ’bout that.
