Hillary is so good, so great, that she just makes me frantic with affection for her great goodness. What I can’t believe is the hordes of Obama mamas and dadas who don’t see how greatly good she is.
So, I’m going to take a big step.
I went out and got a cute little dog. His name is Patches. He’s about 6 weeks old, and is black with little white patches all over, hence the name.
Here’s the catch: If you don’t vote for Hillary in PA on April 22, I’m killing this dog. I know that some of you are not PA residents, but I expect that you will find a way around that minor hurdle. After all, you want to keep Patches from an undeserved fate, right? So FIND A WAY TO VOTE IN PA FOR HILLARY.
I’m serious, in a snarky and sarcastic manner.
Vote for Hillary or I’ll kill this dog.