What Barack REALLY needs is a STIFF DRINK

is his own drink.

Now, we all know that Barack is considered to be a toff, a posh, a 2-gaiter man.  So, what we need is a drink that gives him that common touch, the low and everyday drink that democrats everywhere can enjoy, RESPONSIBLY OF COURSE (except on Election Night, of course!!!).
So, here is my challenge.  Devise a drink and give the drink a name.  The drink should be common, low, and full of vim-n-vigor, and should put hair on your chest (unless you are a member of the fair sex, in which case it should amplify your already formidable assets).

I have my drink and name, but will not add it until later.