Maureen, who is nothing if not sex obsessed,has taken a fancy for the Senator from Illinois,flirting with him on his campaign plane and asking him to loosen up and become playful,instead of becoming a policy wonk.That way Maureen could have a direct pathway to his important organ.I meant his heart,not the other organ your dirty mind was thinking about!
Maureen has cast herself in the new movie sequel to Gone With The Wind.As the new Scarlett,she imagines herself as the mistress of Tara sipping on mint juleps in the hot Georgia sun while the slave,Mandingo Obama, works up a sweat in her cotton plantation.
Maureen, ever solicitous as a Southern Belle is supposed to be, invites Mandingo inside the mansion for,what else, a mint julep.One thing leads to another and as they say Maureen feels fulfilled after a few thrusts and parries.
Whatever happened on that campaign plane, Maureen will not say a word bad about Obama,I think.
She likes the three pointers.
