Normally I am sympathetic to people in physical or emotional distress.
But I am going to speculate that Cindy McCain’s carpal tunnel syndrome in her right arm smells fishy.
I would like to explain why.
Carpal tunnel syndrome is experienced by people who engage in repetitive motion for a prolonged time without any rest such as using a screwdriver or a saw putting a lot of effort at the tasks involved.This inflames the tendon and cartilage. That inflammation causes excruciating pain.
In Cindy’s case,it would make no sense for her to exert herself to the extent I have described.Leading a life of privilege,she has an army of people at her beck and call that would eliminate the need for the kind of repetitive motions that would lead to carpal tunnel.
I suspect Cindy does not like to shake hands with the riffraff.
That is her excuse for not shaking hands with people? Do you have a link to that its rich. heh heh
maybe…maybe not. according to the lat:
maybe she’s just a hypochondriacal drama queen.
Could it be that she developed carpal tunnel by repeatedly poking hubby when he breaks into song about bombing Iran or tells yet another blatant lie? Naaah.
Another possible explanation.
Having tried to talk Cindy into the Sturgis beauty contest,he asked her to try out an audition at home so,she would be well “prepared”.
When he saw Cindy’s svelte figure sans clothes,he tried to jump up and down Tom Cruise style and his feet stomped on Cindy’s arm.
too many hand
jobsshakes…<rimshot>The unwelcome mental image of that leaves me needing to bleach my brain…
If Cindy and her old man had to open one too many wine bottles with a corkscrew in the middle of the night, she could have wound up with this.
That is a scenario that is likely and does not create an image that could be a plus for my weight loss diet.
Hmmm. I don’t think Madam McCain is the physical type those Sturgis visiting bikers would like. I think they go more for the Miss Universe contestant sort, as do I.
One more theory: she acquired carpal tunnel syndrome after days of paging through the works of the late Solzhenitsyn to find material for McCain’s semi-fictional version of his life.