I’m sure this news item will up the Rapture Index a few notches.
A gay version of the Bible, in which God says it is better to be gay than straight, is to be published by an American film producer. […]
The film studio said it would also adapt and direct the revised Bible as a two-part mini-series, The Gay Old Testament and The Gay New Testament, once it is completed.
Hey, with a Gay Bible, we could have a Gay Religion, with Gay Communion and Gay Baptism, and even (wait for it) Gay Marriage. God is Gay!
And then we could sue each state where gay marriage is prohibited to enforce gay people’s first amendment right to practice their religion free from government interference or oppression. Freedom of Religion. What a concept, eh?
