Rather than giving radio programs to fools like Grandpa Fred Thompson, Rudy Guiliani, and Mike Huckabee, they should give a radio program to me. I might have trouble learning not to cuss or show my nipples (for the MSNBC simulcast) but I’d lie a lot less, be wrong a lot less, and have more colorful guests.
i want a radio show too
but i just want to talk about sex
I think we will both run afoul of the FCC. Maybe we should go satellite.
whichever…its gotta pay better than the gigs we have now.
C’mon, if Howard Stern could do it…
Don’t put that on super mario bros your resume. In the world of media today, it is an instant disqualifier. The truth is just too goddamn dull.
Better take that out of your resume. It is an immediate disqualifier in today’s media world. The truth is just too goddamn boring.
I too deserve a radio show.
Note: not “would like”, but “deserve”.
Ya know, I’d listen to someone trashing some congressman live on the air on a regular basis. I bet a lot of others would too. As adept as you are at it, you might wind up
biggermore famous than Rush!I can just imagine you calling into congressional offices live, on the air. It is already making me laugh.
it would be a great show.
“so is the senator lying, or just an idiot? or is it both?”
“sir, i’ll pass on your message.”
“so he’s both?” [cue sound effects]
Would you settle for running a renowned major U.S. based newspaper instead?
But only if you promise to not make mistakes like this.
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