Those Socialistic Schemes

9 Comments

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   sammybaby on April 6, 2009 at 12:21 am

   I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

   I really wish these people would just go Galt already and leave the rest of us the hell alone.

2. 

   Colman on April 6, 2009 at 4:08 am

   What. The. Fuck?

   But at least he gets in name-check for the dreaded French.

   Made it through it. Though the baby cried a bit!

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     BooMan on April 6, 2009 at 9:28 am

     You are a brave man, Colman.  Very brave.

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       Colman on April 6, 2009 at 9:59 am

       To be fair, I was frozen in horror.

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         BooMan on April 6, 2009 at 10:37 am

         that seems to happen when people accept a double dog dare.

         Flick: Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That’s dumb!
         Schwartz: That’s ’cause you know it’ll stick!
         Flick: You’re full of it!
         Schwartz: Oh yeah?
         Flick: Yeah!
         Schwartz: Well I double-DOG-dare ya!
         Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a “triple dare you”? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.
         Schwartz: I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!

3. 

   Brendan Skwire on April 6, 2009 at 11:29 am

   the best news is that they’re having one in philly, on the 18th, which they’re calling “tax day”.  with my girl Christine Flowers speaking.

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     BooMan on April 6, 2009 at 1:34 pm

     The Editors take:

     If you thought that video was hard to watch, imagine having to convince yourself you liked it.  Now imagine the sort of person who is now trying to make themself like that video, and how much they deserve to feel like that, and just sort of let God’s Eternal Love wash over your soul and deliver you to the purfumed gardens of Schadenfreudtopia.

     There’s no larger point here.  I just like watching people I dislike fail miserably so I can feel better about my own shortcomings.  It fulfills me spiritually.

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       Brendan Skwire on April 6, 2009 at 3:53 pm

       I agree 100%. that’s why i hope to attend the tax day rally. Should be awesome.

4. 

   Brendan Skwire on April 7, 2009 at 7:51 am

   THAT IS THE BEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!

   holy shit. I couldn’t make it through (no time, actually), but this is truly “teh asewome”.  brilliant. it’s got a catchy beat, and I can really bug out to it!