It wasn’t George Bush’s fault that a people were tortured, or the fault of the Bush OLC lawyers Yoo and Bybee, or even Darth Cheney. George Bush and his administration acted within the law. If you were tortured it wasn’t the fault of the Bush administration. You want proof? Go back a few months to this interview where Bush himself told us who was responsible for all the torture: It was US soldiers. Honest to God, that’s what he said. Just listen:
So no need for investigations, commissions or indictments. Except for those “soldiers” of course. They should get their asses handed to them for making George Bush America look bad.
There now, aren’t you glad I cleared all that up for you. Tomorrow I explain how George Bush wasn’t responsible for the economic collapse. It was just all those those unscrupulous poor people who got mortgages from Fannie Mae and a bunch of unfortunate bankers who were forced to write those mortgages because of socialistic Democrats like Barack Obama. Trust me, it makes a great story.
