In a just world, Rick Santorum would never get laid again.
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BooMan
Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.
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Pitiful, washed-up has-beens are speaking for the repblican party. I shouldn’t have to look forward to the day when Norm Coleman’s only source of income is pontificating on the TV – why isn’t it today?
It must be nice when your vote counts.
If only Mike Hatch had kept his lips zipped the entire month of October 2006, he’d be governor, Franken would have been seated by now because he would have won well outside the recount trigger, and our state wouldn’t be in yet another tax-cut-caused budget mess.
Si. I am Minnesotan now, but 30 years of life in Florida prepared me well for electoral shenanigans, and taught me how to read provincial newspapers without flying into a rage.
Out of the frying pan….eh?
Being that he’s married, sex is a thing of the past. < ducks >
Yeah, why do you guys have to let yourselves go after the ring is on? 😉
Maybe he should try Man on Dog. Maybe he has!
rat–stole my line 😛
I feel for any woman with low-enough self-esteem to let that into her bed (shudders)
Doesn’t he have like eight kids, one barefoot and constantly pregnant wife and one scared-shitless dog?