The Stupid, It Burns

I think I may have to euthanize myself if I want it to stop. It’s all a secret plan to make us gouge out our eyes and destroy our eardrums. Just make sure to fill out that living will a full 20 years before you have that car accident that leaves you brain-dead.

Author: BooMan

Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.