Something tells me these guys might not be affiliated with Al Qaeda. Call it an educated guess.
Two men were arrested when police found a pipe bomb, two shotguns, bomb-making materials, ammunition, a can of propane and SWAT costumes in their car Tuesday night in New Haven, Conn.
So far the police don’t have a clear sense of what the pair were planning to do, New Haven Police spokesman Officer Joe Avery told TPM.
“They’re not talking much,” Avery said. […]
The men, John Iannucci, 38, of Branford, Conn., and Jessup Bowllinger, 27, of New Haven, were charged with the manufacture of bombs, illegal possession of explosives, illegally transporting explosives and having a shotgun in a vehicle.
I’m sure they must be followers of The One, right? Part of his master plan to subvert our Republic and form an Islamocommiefascist Tyranny in which small children will be trained to rat out their Republican parents, and the Federal Government will intrude on every aspect of our lives, even enforcing laws which tell us what we can and cannot eat, drink or smoke.
Still, I admit to some curiosity regarding the TV viewing habits, books and other political influences of Messrs. Iannucci and Bowllinger. I imagine you do, too. Then again, I suppose it could be one big misunderstanding, just like the last time Mr. Iannucci a slight mishap when carting around “fireworks” in his car. I make no assumptions just because the poor man has been the victim of a series of unfortunate events while transporting items that might (I emphasize the word “might” here), in the wrong hands, be used to kill people in large numbers.
Well, John might sing in the church choir, but Jessup sounds like one of those A-rab names to me.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen that name before. I imagine him as being some poor soul who was scarred for life after being taunted by his no doubt cruel classmates with the horrific slur “Catsup.”
I bet if these guys had brown skin, police would have an exceptionally “clear sense of what the pair were planning to do.”
I liked the first sentence in the East Haven Courier article on the first incident.
Because the police would never deliberately.start an investigation.
The comma is your friend.
Åccidental investigation is good. also “it is not a bomb it’s a hand-throwable firework”. how about “a very large airplane-throwable firework” was airplane-thrown on Nagasaki…
Clearly they were working on a terrorist plot.
…listening for rightwingers to call for waterboarding, lest the nation suffer an attack by co-conspirators of these two…
crickets
don’t mix.
California Man Blows Off Hands with Explosives
bet that hurt.