The owner of this site is now an avowed Corporatist.
He thinks this is okay because “his” President, Barack Obama, is an avowed corporatist, and, well, he worships this man so much that whatever he does is just GREAT.
The owner of this site would have supported everything Bush did, had Bush only had a (D) after his name.
Anyway, as a proud corporatist, here are a few things that the owner of this site now supports.
Unregulated capitalism at work:
And unregulated capitalism means corrupt capitalism:
Child labor is a favorite of the Ruling Class, especially in China and elsewhere, you know, those places where the CEO’s have decided to “outsource” all of America’s jobs:
And it’s a real shame when some of these kids end up dead because they lived just a LITTLE too close to an unregulated factory:
But hey, at least that kid didn’t have to grow up with hideous deformities from the companies capitalizing on the firepower of depleted uranium:
And God knows an unregulated food supply is a great idea:
The “Magic Hand” of capitalism will keep everything PERFECT for us!
Like here, where the Magic Hand did a nice job on this beach in Alaska:
Don’t worry, that didn’t happen in the front yard of anybody -rich- “important”, so it’s quite okay!
Just like this one:
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And I know Obama said we could “take it to the bank” that he’d remove troops from Iraq the second he was inauguarated, but I guess we’re staying to take care of all the Depleted Uranium babies in Fallujah, where we committed the worst war crimes:
Thank God Obama is President!
We have a nice shiny pretty face on this shit now!
A pretty face we can all get behind!
We can FEEL GOOD about America again!
Even though Obama doesn’t really plan on changing ANYTHING.
See, that’s the joke. That’s why he’s always smiling.
