Thank God she didn’t order the Belgian endive and arugula salad. And I hope like hell she didn’t put any dijon on that burger. Cuz, you know, we don’t need the first lady taking eating tips from John Kerry. Real Americans eat chopped iceberg lettuce and (for some reason) French’s yellow mustard. This stuff is basic.
And definitely no tomatoes or Swiss cheese on the cheesesteak (so embarrassing they kind of erased it).
